Saturday, December 19, 2009

The conflict begins


In Provence, they don't like the dark mess of the old so much. They like bright colors and lovely fabric. The contractor explained to me very slowly in French that here, in Provence, we don't want this old dark wood and poorly tuck pointed (he didn't use that expression, I could not have understood it anyway) stone. We need to remove the old concrete or whatever it is and replace it with something new and smooth. We'll let the old stones show through a bit but we'll get rid of the trail of fingers that put the concrete  between the stones. We need to cover the old beams, puitres (poot-tra) they are called, with a nice blue paint, something warm or bright and provencal. I understand I say, though I don't. I love the old beams and I love the fingerprints in whatever is holding the stones in place.

Foued, one of the workers, listened to the contractor, his boss, nodding his head in agreement. I told Pavel, the contractor, outright that I liked it the way it was but that, of course, I am not from here and am open to his ideas. I had just arrived, seriously dead tired. I couldn't possibly understand. I know that. Though I also know, I'm not French, I'm not from Provence, I will never understand. He immediately took me to his house just a twisty block away. I can tell you that his home is absolutely, gloriously, fabulously beautiful. He has taken a small couple of rooms in a very old place and made it into a sanctuary. Arid gardens, glassed in terraces and stairways that wind up into a pinnacle room cut into the very rock of this hill that overlooks this city. An original porch apparently made of the same wood as my ceiling, is painted green surrounds the top floor. Without reservation I can say it is something I would live in and be happy for the rest of my life. The kitchen is painted yellow-orange in a louche, swirly way like the walls in my apartment. Like pictures in magazines I have recently looked at. In fact, all the walls in every room are painted like that. Loopy messy swirly paint jobs, bright colors emulating in some vague way the way old walls look when they have been painted and repainted and replastered and repainted. It's a trend. Making what is not old look old, only not really, just a vague semblence of what that old is supposed to look like. Except that the idea is lost here. No one seems to understand that what they are doing is trying to make things look old, it's just a new style that's gotten disconnected from its roots.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Greason's Seatings

Shortly before I made the arrangement to purchase the apartment, Loralyn in a fit of some sort of brain fever had me make this Christmas card for her and her family. I begged her to purchase something not quite as, shall we say, idiotic but she was insistent that I spend an afternoon creating this card (which I should say features an enormous amount of photoshop work.) and so here it is. Just in time for Christmas.


Sunday, December 13, 2009

Nothing to do with anything.

Our current pope. A completely loathsome and venomous creature who, since there is no hell, will not burn there where he belongs with all his fellow Nazis. One might imagine, if one were to imagine that God cares what we are doing on a day to day basis, and since he (the current pope) like so many heads of state, believe that the deity's hand was involved in the process of selecting him, that He might have possibly selected a cardinal without the Nazi roots as, say, a simple show of support to His Jewish, gay, gypsy and otherwise genetically inferior children.




Tuesday, December 8, 2009

One day free

In the midst of the work and all of the hoopla, in the midst of the cold and snow (yes, snow), I took off on a Sunday afternoon. I had purchased a big sheet of stiff watercolor paper and I opened the window and I used oil pastels to draw the window that stares at me from across the street. I have no idea who lives there but from time to time they have screaming fights. In this little town it is impossible to clear your throat without everyone else hearing you. Loralyn bought a lovely old frame and she had it framed. I didn't see it until I returned a few months later with my mother. It now hangs in the living room along with some nudes (which seem to distress half the world) that my friend Annette sent me from Massachusetts and some various and sundry old photographs we found at the flea market.

 

Sunday, December 6, 2009

The lovely Loralyn

My devotion knows no bounds. One can clearly see by the expression on her face and her puffy white shoes our mutual love and respect. Except that I would never wear shoes like that.




Loralyn's birthday is December 5th

Her birthday falls on the the eve of St Nicholas and since I was raised celebrating this holy event, invariably I spend inordinate amounts of money buying her gifts and thoughtful delicious treasures. This year I surprised her with a new coat from London Fog, an accompanying scarf from a little boutique I adore in the Marais in Paris, the most recent National Book Award winning book, which I loved, a box of chocolates from ChocolateSommelier.com, a fabulous online chocolatier and a box filled with all the things she cannot buy in France, including chocolate chips, brown sugar, coffee creamer and people who are nice. I hope she enjoyed it all.



Wednesday, December 2, 2009

Voila le chantier

Chantier is French for work site, which it was for weeks. EVERYTHING was covered with plaster dust at all times. I would spend hours mopping the same place over and over. Besides that, the water there is hard and my hair, what there is of it, felt like straw. My mouth tasted like cement and felt like sand. I couldn't sleep. And it was getting colder every day. At night I slept with the door closed and a small space heater kept me vaguely warm. I slept in my clothes with made it easier to get up and get going in the morning. I started by painting the hideous green walls in my bedroom. 






Monday, November 30, 2009

Pandemonium


So, the apartment was a hell of workers, sanding, plastering patchwork and destruction. After 3 days with Mme Lassoued, I had to get out. Not that it wasn’t thoughtful and kind of her to allow me to stay, it was. And not that it wasn’t just a whole lotta fun, it wasn’t. But I had to get there early in the morning and get working. I had only a month before I was to return home. Chez Lassoued, it was early morning pandemonium, followed by breakfast pandemonium, followed by getting dressed pandemonium, you see where I am headed. We’d arrive at the apartment at noon. The workers in the meantime stood around smoking and commenting on everything. the French love to comment and opinionize about everything no matter if it concerns them or not.


So I moved in. It was freezing, the bed was filled with plaster dust. The whole place smelled like linseed oil which is not my favorite odor. I had to ask the workers not to smoke in the place.










Sunday, November 29, 2009

Dedans

The interior of the apartment was a mess. There was a massive amount of work to do when I arrived. Although I had been led to believe otherwise, it was not habitable and I was forced to stay with my business partner and her husband Samy and their 3 children. Besides the obvious problem of living with 3 undisciplined children, the weather was abominable. It was freezing cold. Less then a week before when I asked about the weather I was told it was "beach weather." This apparently meant colder than a son of a beach.


Loralyn, who proved to be virtually of no help at all, is shown here pretending to scrape a wall. In reality she had some sort of illness that resembled consumption but probably was not because it did not leave her gaunt and operatically beautiful. Not that she isn't beautiful in her own way. As you will see.




Friday, November 27, 2009

The word bordelle comes to mind

The apartment was built in the 1600s as a convent. My apartment has 2 bedrooms and a nice terrace which overlooks the street which winds very steeply down to the original old gate of the walled city it once was. Hyéres is a port city but the port is not in the midst of town as it is in most of the cities on the coast. For this reason and because it is built on a very steep rocky hill as a fortress it has architecture that is different from the rest of the cote d'azur


When I arrived, this was the terrace. The inside only slightly more sightly.


Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Toute suite.

My friend Loralyn didn't need to be too persuasive. Within days I was in negotiations speaking to bankers and notaires in French. They were very polite and long suffering since my French, while passible, does not extend to things legal. Eventually I bought the damn place and made arrangements to go, in the middle of February, (Loralyn said "Oh it's always beautiful here".) for a month. Hyéres is in the south of France. It has a climate like Florida. The city itself is known for the millions of palm trees it exports to the Middle East. So I went.


Here is Loralyn looking smug. Which may have more to do with the fact that she is having a beer in the middle of the day and not attending to her 3 children for a change.



Monday, November 23, 2009

I bought an apartment in France

A friend who lives in France called me one morning 5 years ago to tell me that she'd found an apartment I should buy. This was not such an outrageous thought since: A. I speak French. B. I've been there many times. C. I have thought about doing something like this for a long time, even going so far as to attempt to buy something on a French speaking island in the Caribbean. So she calls me to tell me that she'd found this perfect place that: A. I would love. B. Was not expensive, and C. She would buy it with me and manage it for me.


The apartment is in the city of Hyéres, a small town on the coast of the Mediterranean about half way between Nice and Marseilles. The address: 15ter rue Fenouillet.